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                                    10 FEV 2019          

Everything you wanted to know, but just can't be bothered to send an email to ask.

1. WHY IS THIS SITE SO BASIC ?
Because Gopher is a text based medium, sorry not sorry.

2. YOUR ASCII LOGO LOOKS SHIT ON WWW.EC.JE
It will do, get a gopher client.

3. WHY CAN'T I GOPHER TO EC.JE ON PORT 70 ?
Because generally people on the internet are shitty, so the domain ec.je is protected by CloudFlare.  Although the server is still serving from the same place, their frontend blocks non HTTP/S ports.

For this reason, one must gopher using g.ec.je on port 70.

tl;dr too many skript kiddiez, soz.

4. BUT HER EMAILS !
Well not mine, I use ProtonMail and Tutanota.  Proton for my main mailboxes and Tuta for other domains, and other mailboxes.  I dropped my PGP Pub Key in contact.txt

5. WHO IS SHE ?
I am a prolific blogger and legendary hipster before hipstering was cool.  Check /1/about.

6. U OK HUN XX
too mny snakes.. pm me babz xx

7. WHY DID YOU GO ALL TEXT BASED, THIS IS LIKE WEB 5.0 NOW DAYS ?
Many reasons, mainly because the world is more fucked up than it ever used to be.  Russians everywhere, Facebook making people depressed and all kinds of data scandals.  Text is just a bit more Netflix and Chill in compareson to 2016 and Downhill.

8. IF YOU USE SECURE EMAIL SERVICES, THEN WHY ARE YOU USING AN INSECURE PROTOCOL FROM THE 90s ?
Good question, but everything on my blog and on this site are meant for public consumption.  There isn't a private exchange happening on this server, no data being collected or logs kept.  So nowhere to hide content really, if anybody wants access to it, they can Creepy Google It.

My emails however, those ain't nobody's business.

tl;dr I publish here, emails I do not.

9. WHERE IS THIS SERVER I AM READING THIS FROM ?
You can have a look see - https://web.tresorit.com/l#IRjwugJdhjPhxTesFcKFWA

10. ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAVE A SERVER SAT ON A TV BOX USING CIGARETTE PACKS TO ALLOW AIR TO MOVE ?
That's exactly what I'm saying, 90s protocols don't need data centre servers pal.

11. YOU SHOULD DUST MORE.
Tell me about it.

12. WHAT IS HUMANS.TXT ?
As per humanstxt.org - It's an initiative for knowing the people behind a website. It's a TXT file that contains information about the different people who have contributed to building the website.